I was going to write a long-winded review about all the faults of this movie. But I won’t. Instead, I’m going to tell you the good part. Yes, I said part. It was the fantastic four minutes where Dr. Doom was the coolest super-villain of all time. That’s right. I said it. He owned it. Everyone’s heads just exploded at his awesomeness. All bow to Dr. Doom!
Oh wait, the four minutes are over? Damn. That was fast.
Aaaaand roll credits.