The Princess Game by Melanie Cellier


Every cover for this series is freaking beautiful. Just wow. I can’t get enough of them.

The story had a great twist on the original that made me read this before any of the others. The Sleeping Princess isn’t actually asleep, the curse just makes it so she acts like a dimwit instead of the intelligent young woman that she is.

Unless she’s in disguise that is.

I just loved this idea, and while I enjoyed the plot and the romance, I found myself skimming more and more until I was turning pages with barely a glance. There was just too much hanging around and talking and not enough to keep me interested. I just wanted to know what happens!

Anyway, it really was a great twist, and anyone who likes retellings would enjoy this book. I’m excited for The Little Mermaid and The Swan Princess coming out this year. Yes please!


Perfected by Kate Jarvik Birch


Look at this cover! So pretty! So symbolic! I love it!

The book itself was … odd? I’ve been thinking of a word to describe how I feel about it and I’m still not sure if I got the right one.

In Perfected, girls are genetically engineered to be sold as pets to the rich. In a dystopian world, I wouldn’t bat an eye. But here, it was actually our world. o_0 We’re talking modern USA, with people calling it slavery and Canada taking in refugees. Somehow, a bunch of rich guys got legislation passed that made it legal, even though there’s no actual explanation as to -how- the girls aren’t slaves. There are a ton of conversations like this:

Person1: It’s slavery!

Person2: No it’s not! They’re pets!

Person1: No, they’re people!

Person2: No, they’re pets! Aren’t they so pretty?

Person1: WTF!

Person3: Yeah, you’re right, they’re so pretty I want one too now! Totes ok!

No actual argument against the girls being human or how it’s not slavery, just calling them pets and that’s that, with old rich guys getting boners by looking at them. I genuinely don’t get it.

Honestly, this entire issue could have been circumvented with the girls being built instead of bred. If they were AI lifelike robots like in Human, this whole book would have been fantastic, no immense suspension of disbelief required.

Anyway, I did enjoy reading it though. I liked the romance, and the characters, and the story itself. The second book just came out and I might check out where it’s all going.

Overall, an interesting book, but get ready to let a lot of logistics slide for creepy old guys who want to own little girls as their playthings.

Armada by Ernest Cline


My husband finally got around to reading Ready Player One, just in time for the movie, and he wanted to check out another book by Cline, so we both started reading (and listening) at the same time. I LOVED Ready Player One so even though I’m not huge of scifi I figured I’d like this one too.

And…I mostly enjoyed it. I love Cline’s writing, it’s so witty, and coupled with Will Wheaton’s narration it becomes just a fun ride. I could listen to him read it all day. The thing about the story is that for the first half it was so silly I kept wishing the main character would just wake up and realize it was all a dream or something. But then when it was explained and I was like ok, that actually makes sense, I really like this! it went on to follow the exact same tropes of every story like this. I even made a bet with my husband about all the things that would definitely happen and sadly I won every one of them. I didn’t want to. I wished he would subvert the tropes somehow, but no, it all laid out exactly like I thought it would.

I know a lot of people are complaining he ripped off Ender’s Game and some others, but I don’t mind the similarities. Re-tellings are my favorite genre! I don’t need a new idea, just great execution and some twists to shake it up. This had two of the three, and I’m glad I read it, especially as a gamer.

The only thing that bothered me though, is when the World of Warcraft playing mom said ‘Late for a video game’ with practically an eyeroll. Umm no. Anyone who plays WoW competitively knows that you don’t make 20+ other people wait on you because ‘it’s just a video game’. Everyone’s time matters. People make sure their work schedules and family time doesn’t fall on raid nights to be able to play, and when you can’t start a raid because someone’s not there you’re wasting that time. In my guild, that costs you your raid spot.

Anyway, a pretty good read, but it’s no Ready Player One (aaaaah I can’t wait for the movie!!!).

To Kill a Kingdom by Alexandra Christo


I’m terrible at ‘don’t judge a book by its cover’ because I wasn’t going to read this book for that reason. The cover looks like it was drawn in colored pencils at a high school art class. Maybe I’m biased because I come from a family of artists, but come on, my friend’s octopus tattoo looks better. Still, when I got an email about a new mermaid book from NetGalley, I couldn’t help checking it out.

And OH. MY. GOD.

When you’re reading a book and you yell out ‘holy shit!’ you know it’s a good book. It’s the kind of book where you don’t see things coming and when they come you think God, how did I not see that coming? I should have seen it coming! Aaaaahhhhh!!!!

Anyway, I loved it. The writing is descriptive in all the right ways and the dialogue brought a smile to my face every time. I loved how it was a twist on The Little Mermaid, and I just can’t get over how great the ending was.

So I guess the moral of the story is, don’t judge a book by its cover. This one is worth the look.

Thanks NetGalley for giving me this ARC! I wouldn’t have read it otherwise.

Reign of the Fallen by Sarah Glenn Marsh


I’ve been looking forward to this book from the moment I saw it on my Netgalley email, and though sadly the publisher didn’t approve my request for an ARC (making me wait MONTHS until it came out) I finally got the chance to read it.

First of all, and I know I’m a broken record when it comes to reviews for this book, but the cover is amazing. Seriously, this is a book that deserves a forward-facing spot on the shelf.

Now for the story. I came into this book expecting death magic, dealing with addiction, and f/f romance. I got all three, in that order, 1/3 of the book each. I can’t ask for anything more. Expectations: fulfilled.

As someone who’s written a zombie book, I understand the logistics behind what it means to die and come back a monster. This book was definitely an interesting and unique take on the genre, seamlessly blending fantasy into it, and while it wasn’t how I would have done it (I’m a ‘better safe than sorry’ kind of person over this world’s ‘trust everyone to keep each other safe’ mindset) I do see how it could work.

I also loved the Deadlands, it reminded me of Los Lagos from Labyrinth Lost, and I hope we get to see more of it in the future. The twists of this book were pretty predictable, but I think the next one won’t be since we don’t have a bunch of imminent events from the description looming over our heads anymore.

I thought the addiction storyline was done amazing. I truly felt for Odessa, and it was the part of the book I thought was the best. I really liked Valoria, and for the longest time I thought that they’d get together. I liked Evander, but I didn’t understand why he went through the trouble of becoming a necromancer and have his mother hate him for doing it when he really wanted to be an explorer. And with Meredy, I couldn’t help seeing Merida from Brave,  because she looked like her, acted like her (with the archery), and had a bear. I think Jax was my favorite character. I’d love a book just about him.

Overall, I’m glad to have read it and I hope publishers pick up more books like this (*cough cough hint hint*). We need more queer fantasy out there! Oh, and look at this amazing gift I got from Sarah for pre-ordering!

Wintersong by S. Jae-Jones


I have…a lot of feelings about this book. I finished it yesterday and I still can’t figure out how to put it all into words.

Ok, I’ll try.

First of, the writing is WOW (I know, I’m a true wordsmith). This is the kind of lyrical, gorgeous prose that transports you into its world and characters. It reminded me a lot of Sara J. Maas’s ACOTAR, except with music instead of painting, and it was magical and beautiful and passionate. I loved absorbing every word of this book, wishing that I could write like that (while knowing that even 10,000 hours or 1,000,000 words of practice wouldn’t be enough). And the German feel of this book was so perfect, I couldn’t get enough of it. And the music – oh the music. I could relate so much to how music affects your soul. I sang opera as a child, shown off in Russian theaters and exhibitions, and music was my life for a long time. This brought back so many memories, and I loved it.

That brings us to the fact that it’s…pretty much ACOTAR (which I liked), but it ends before the grand finale. I’ve never seen Labyrinth, the movie the book is based on, but to me it screamed of Little Red Riding Hood (which I’m sure was intended). Here we get an incredible beginning, and haunting and heartbreaking follow up, and then it kind of just ends. Not even on a cliffhanger. I know there’s a book 2 that’s supposed to be the sequel, and I get where it’s going, but I really wanted there to be something to get me excited for book 2, and the ending of book 1 wasn’t it. However, the book 2 preview? Got me hooked like a fish on a reel.

Now there was one thing that bothered me: the word plain used to describe the MC’s looks. And it was used over, and over, and over. WTF is that even supposed to mean? No one is ‘just plain’. You know what’s plain? A white wall. You know what’s not plain? Literally any person ever. Go to Google images and search ‘plain girl’ and you’ll get what I mean. This is how I began picturing Liesl because I kept getting a word that made no sense to describe her:


Plain -could- mean a lot of things. Plain could mean not wearing makeup or adornments, sure. Plain could be ordinary, sure. But here, plain was something only Liesl had. Something she thought made her worthless. Apparently, every other girl in her village was something else, while she was plain. Any teenage girl reading this book could think it’s her, and this is the worst kind of image to portray (especially since NOT every girl is a music savant). I get that the message is ‘beauty is on the inside’ but it didn’t have to be so critical of anyone who is not absolutely gorgeous. Ok, rant done.

Overall, I did enjoy this story and I LOVED the prose. I’ll be picking up book 2 eventually, mostly to see what happens to Liesl’s brother. He was the best character in the book and I can’t wait to find out what happened with him. I would recommend it to readers who love the edgy upper-YA fairy tales like ACOTAR with a slight twist.

Thanks to NetGalley for giving me a chance to read and review this book.

Royal Replicas by Michael Pierce


The Selection gets a sci-fi makeover in Royal Replicas. Basically, a dying princess is cloned and the clones are sent to each section of the country to be raised by a high standing family. Once of marrying age, they are brought back to the palace to complete for a neighboring prince’s heart. The one he picks becomes his wife, and the rest…well, it’s not hard to figure out where this is going.

This type of book is 100% a guilty pleasure. I can’t help but enjoy them, just like arranged marriage turned love scenarios. I didn’t go into this book expecting anything mind blowing, and I wasn’t disappointed. It was pretty much what I expected, aside from a few hick-ups that bothered me (like for the second half of the book, the MC totally forgets she has a second sister…).

Overall, I enjoyed it, but I won’t be picking up more of the series. Too many books on my to-read shelf. That cover though – so pretty! Though book two’s cover is a bit more…ahem…adult.


It looks like a BDSM romance (or porn). o_0